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[krmvgivv]

Hey, you've reached Dipper! I'm not here right now, but leave a message and I'll get back to you soon!

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But if this is paranormal-related? Hang up now, call back, let it ring exactly twice, then hang up again. Don't leave a message. I'll get back to you even sooner.


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[krmvgivv]

[His expression falls, and he steps back a little, looking up at her seriously.]

First there's something you should know. Bill's here.

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[canofwhoopass]

Wait. No way.

[She instantly looks INCREDIBLY serious.]

I thought you guys, like, totally trashed that guy. How did he even get here??

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[krmvgivv]

We haven't trashed him yet, remember? [Dipper shakes his head.] Time works weirdly here. The apocalypse hasn't even started yet for Mabel and me. Ford's right in the middle of it, you're after it, and Stan is, like, right when Ford came through the portal. And... who even knows with Bill. I guess if he was mid-apocalypse he'd probably be gloating more? I dunno.

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[canofwhoopass]

Augh, that's the worst! Is he like, stuck here with us? This better not be one of his tricks or I swear I will find him now.

[She has gone from 0 to 60 on this. Like a straight 0 to NOT FUCKIN AROUND, MAN.]

He hasn't messed with you guys, has he? No creepy monsters or floating eyes or, I'unno, stone bats or something??

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[krmvgivv]

[Dipper shakes his head.] Just... his usual creepiness. He possessed Wirt once, but that was a long time ago and even Wirt wouldn't make that mistake twice.

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[canofwhoopass]

[She still looks super, super not pleased.]

Somebody actually made a deal with that triangle psycho?

[She still hasn't met Wirt, otherwise she'd probably be kinder about this.]

Well... jeez, as long as he's just, like, doing harmless stuff. But that's still way not cool that he can even get here.