krmvgivv: (in a little white dress)
Dipper Pines ([personal profile] krmvgivv) wrote2035-04-18 12:24 am
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Hey, you've reached Dipper! I'm not here right now, but leave a message and I'll get back to you soon!

...

But if this is paranormal-related? Hang up now, call back, let it ring exactly twice, then hang up again. Don't leave a message. I'll get back to you even sooner.



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fulllifeconsequences: (You'll be truly missed)

[personal profile] fulllifeconsequences 2016-03-20 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh? What chapter are you on?

[One more test, perhaps.]
fulllifeconsequences: (If they're just too young)

[personal profile] fulllifeconsequences 2016-03-20 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Careless, Dipper.

You already told me what book it is. You were on chapter 16.


[Let's see what he does with that. How confident is he in his recall?]
fulllifeconsequences: (* Endless cycle of worthless garbage)

[personal profile] fulllifeconsequences 2016-03-20 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Why are you interrogating me? Nothing wrong with MY ability to remember.

It came up after the second time I explained what QPU stands for. You do remember that, don't you?


[Does he remember those utter bullshit remarks about Dating Power and QPU only came up once? Does he remember them at all? Let's see how hard he avoids the question.]
fulllifeconsequences: (Where I could be all you would need)

[personal profile] fulllifeconsequences 2016-03-20 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[Answer: he avoids it pretty hard.]

You don't have to tell me anything. I've found out enough.

[And he hasn't found out too much. That very first split, that first branching choice, has been buried under a dozen petty annoyances. They can keep their LOVE all to themselves, and Dipper walks off either feeling vaguely irritated or smugly self-satisfied for thinking he kept up with all those LOADs.]

See you later, Dipper. Or sooner. Time is bullshit, right?