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Hey, you've reached Dipper! I'm not here right now, but leave a message and I'll get back to you soon!
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But if this is paranormal-related? Hang up now, call back, let it ring exactly twice, then hang up again. Don't leave a message. I'll get back to you even sooner.

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But if this is paranormal-related? Hang up now, call back, let it ring exactly twice, then hang up again. Don't leave a message. I'll get back to you even sooner.

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[Dipper is still new enough to swearing that it gives him a sort of rebellious thrill. It's not like he'll ever get to be old enough to use adult language while he's here, though. Why not? Chara will probably erase it anyway.]
Are you testing me?
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...Hey. You know that I can trap you in the same five minutes indefinitely until I get whatever I decide I want, right?
[They say, as they're already dialing back.]