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[krmvgivv]

Hey, you've reached Dipper! I'm not here right now, but leave a message and I'll get back to you soon!

...

But if this is paranormal-related? Hang up now, call back, let it ring exactly twice, then hang up again. Don't leave a message. I'll get back to you even sooner.


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[singloversing]

But isn't he also not-you? If he's hard to trick, wouldn't that make you easy to trick?

[He couldn't let that one go. Not when Dipper walked right into it.]

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[krmvgivv]

[Rude. Dipper's super hard to trick, excuse you.]

That's not how mirrors work. If we were opposites in every way he'd just be Mabel.

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[singloversing]

Well yeah, I guess so. But he still has to be kind of different or else he'd just be a perfect clone of you or something.

[And that's obviously not the case, with his evil magic amulet and all that.]

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[krmvgivv]

[....man, Dipper misses Tyrone.]

Obviously he's different from me. I wouldn't have stolen your dumb hat to begin with.

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[singloversing]

I feel like we're kinda going around in circles? He's still super different from you so it would probably be better to assume he's nothing like you until we know otherwise. Safer, I mean.

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[krmvgivv]

You really aren't getting the concept of middle ground, are you?

Anyway, it's never safer to assume he'll be dumb. Better to be overprepared than underprepared.

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[singloversing]

[He understands middle ground!! But, this is kind of exhausting to argue, so he just concedes like he always does.]

...Right. I guess so.