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[krmvgivv]

Hey, you've reached Dipper! I'm not here right now, but leave a message and I'll get back to you soon!

...

But if this is paranormal-related? Hang up now, call back, let it ring exactly twice, then hang up again. Don't leave a message. I'll get back to you even sooner.


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[MIRROR WRITING]

[hsllgrmthgzi]

[HI DIPPER. did you miss the frost pink lipstick smears on the mirror?]

IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME, BROTHER MINE.

[MIRROR WRITING]

[krmvgivv]

[Dipper should ignore it. He knows he should ignore it. And yet.]

I'm not your brother.

[hsllgrmthgzi]

THAT'S NOT NICE. :,( I DIDN'T EVEN TAKE ANYTHING FROM YOU LIKE THE QUEEN WANTED. WASN'T THAT KIND OF ME?

[krmvgivv]

Isn't my Mirror the one who was supposed to take things from me?

[hsllgrmthgzi]

HE WAS BUSY WITH OTHER THINGS. THE QUEEN DIDN'T LIKE THAT TOO MUCH.

[krmvgivv]

[What.]

What's that supposed to mean?

[hsllgrmthgzi]

IT MEANS I NEED A REPLACEMENT BROTHER.

[krmvgivv]

He got unmade? Wow, look at how much I care.

[She can see him. He pauses to give the mirror a super uncaring look.]

Look on your own side. I have a sister. And she's irreplaceable.

[hsllgrmthgzi]

CUTE. ;)

BUT I THINK SHE'D GET ALONG BETTER WITH MY NEW BROTHER.

[krmvgivv]

[He knows she can see him rolling his eyes, but it doesn't stop him.]

If you have a new brother, you don't need a replacement. Go bother him.

[hsllgrmthgzi]

HE'S A BIT TOO

RADICAL

FOR ME

[krmvgivv]

[......Dipper doesn't get it (wis 7).]

What like he's an extremist?

[hsllgrmthgzi]

MORE LIKE JUST EXTREME.

ANY BOY WHO GETS EVERYWHERE BY SKATEBOARD IS NO BROTHER OF MINE.

[krmvgivv]

[Dipper just stares at the words and... doesn't even write back he just speaks the words. She can hear him anyway.]

No. That's not possible.

[hsllgrmthgzi]

[look into your heart. you know it to be true.

on the other side of the mirror, Mabel writes with her lipstick:]

AS HE WOULD SAY IT'S

WIGGITY, WIGGITY WHACK.

[that hurt to write with her own hand.]

[krmvgivv]

No. You're... this is total malarkey. There is no way.

[On the mirror, he writes:]

Doesn't the Queen want useful Mirrors?

[hsllgrmthgzi]

SHE WANTS LOYAL MIRRORS.

HE'S TOO STUPID TO BE DISLOYAL.

[krmvgivv]

He's too stupid to do anything useful too.

[hsllgrmthgzi]

THAT ACTUALLY BENEFITS YOU, NOT ME.

THIS SHOULD BE GOOD NEWS I'M GIVING YOU.

AND YOU'VE BEEN SO MEAN TO ME TOO. :,(

[krmvgivv]

Dippy Fresh existing is never good news to anyone.

[hsllgrmthgzi]

WELL IT'S CERTAINLY NOT GOOD NEWS TO LITTLE OLD ME!

I DON'T DESERVE THIS, YOU KNOW. I THINK I'VE BEEN AN UPSTANDING MIRROR TO YOUR SISTER.

[krmvgivv]

You stole her stuff!

[hsllgrmthgzi]

NOT RECENTLY :(

[krmvgivv]

Yeah, I'm still mad about the first time. That's probably not gonna change.

[hsllgrmthgzi]

GRUDGEHOLDING IS A NASTY HABIT.