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Dipper Pines ([personal profile] krmvgivv) wrote2035-04-18 12:24 am
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But if this is paranormal-related? Hang up now, call back, let it ring exactly twice, then hang up again. Don't leave a message. I'll get back to you even sooner.


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singloversing: Into the Ocean - Blue October (Just to prove that I knew how)

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[personal profile] singloversing 2017-04-01 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
Okay so like

wait hold on. Do you want the short version or the really long version?

[You know, before he babbles endlessly.]
krmvgivv: (why is my life in your eyes?)

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[personal profile] krmvgivv 2017-04-02 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Come on, Wirt. It's like you don't know me at all.
krmvgivv: (when people asked where he had gone)

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[personal profile] krmvgivv 2017-04-02 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
That means the long one, if it wasn't clear. Spare no details.
singloversing: Into the Ocean - Blue October (I calculate what I had done)

AN HOUR LATER, A TEXT NOVEL ARRIVES

[personal profile] singloversing 2017-04-02 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, okay!

So like I...made this girl Sara a tape. It was kind of embarrassing and the content is definitely not important but I went to go give it to her at the football game and chickened out and then Greg turned up and ruined my life by giving it to these popular girls who stuck the tape in her jacket!!

I couldn't get it back without her noticing so we followed her to this party where JASON FUNDERBERKER was apparently going ask her out and like I can't compete with that. Dipper you do't understand this guy is the TOTAL PACKAGE. but of course Greg ran in there anyway, but Sara and our friends were all heading out to the graveyard to drink and tell scary stories and stuff.

Did I mention it was Halloween? Wait, you knew that already. Nevermind.

Anyway so we followed them and...ugh, I should have just. Gone with them. They invited me? I just. I don't know. But Greg ran out to distract them and we got caught and THEN the police showed up and everyone scattered?? Me and Greg scrambled up a wall and I saw Sara find my tape and FUNDERBERKER LAUGHED at it oh my god.

So...we jumped over the cemetery wall so the police wouldn't catch us and landed on the train tracks that run behind them. I almost never see trains come through there? So we landed and Greg found the frog he'd been hunting all night and I. Uh. I...kind of blamed him for everything that happened. I lost my cool. I probably shouldn't have been that hard on him?

[It's easy to feel a lot worse about it now that he knows he almost got both of them killed.]

Then suddenly there's that train whistle I heard! The one I told you about? A big black train was heading right for us, and we jumped off the tracks, but like. The tracks are at the top of this little hill? So we rolled super fast down the hill, hit a bunch of rocks and then like. At the bottom of the hill is a little pond, and crashed right into it and sank.

That's when we started walking around the Unknown! We're not really there; we're drowning in a pond. It's hard to explain but like. We keep trying to go home? And I don't know. I can't really prove anything but I think as long as there's a "way home" we're still okay? Maybe?

Or I could be totally wrong and we could be ghosts forever doomed to haunt the forest. But...I don't think I am this time? Hopefully?

I don't know you're the resident paranormal expert.
krmvgivv: (he's as cool as they come)

HOLY SHIT WIRT

[personal profile] krmvgivv 2017-04-02 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[WOW when Wirt says the long version, he definitely means the long version. It takes Dipper a little while to reply too, mostly cause he's reading and rereading a few times to make sure he gets the full story. As much as he can.]

Wow. I'm glad you're okay. Or at least not hit by a train, okayness pending. It's hard to say because the Unknown sounds like some weird metaphorical purgatory but yeah, I'd say if you have a way home you probably aren't dead yet. Falling in a pond is a way less certain death than getting hit by a train, too, so you've got that going for you.

Did the tape have poetry on it or clarinet?

[Those sound like the sorts of things Wirt would be the most embarrassed about.]
singloversing: Patient is the Night - Over the Garden Wall OST (How I long to see her face now)

[personal profile] singloversing 2017-04-09 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, the tape is definitely the least important part of this story!!

[A brief delay, and then:]

Both. It had both and it was super embarrassing and she's probably never going to be able to look at me again without laughing!
krmvgivv: (up there for a hundred thousand years)

[personal profile] krmvgivv 2017-04-13 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dipper… honestly can't tell Wirt he's wrong. He's pretty sure a lot of girls would laugh at a cassette tape filled with poetry and clarinet. That is probably not a helpful thing to say, though.]

Hey, if she can't appreciate poetry and clarinet she's probably not the right girl for you anyway. You want someone who gets your stuff.
singloversing: Into the Ocean - Blue October (Like jumping from the bow)

[personal profile] singloversing 2017-05-04 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
I guess that's true. Maybe I just wanted to think she's the kind of person who would like something like that? I don't know. I should have thought it through more.

Plus thinking it through more probably also would have led to a lot less drowning in the long run?

[Probably.]

Thanks though. I appreciate it.
krmvgivv: (1-14 Bottomless Pit! (miserytwins))

[personal profile] krmvgivv 2017-05-06 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
She probably is the kind of person who likes that kind of stuff then. I mean, you like her. I feel like you wouldn't like someone just because of looks or whatever.

Anytime, man. I'm glad you're alive.
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